Ok, so the post title had another rhyme saying it was lame to rhyme. There has to be a vortex in the universe that just opened up, and swallowed a kitty somewhere. The last couple of days have been pretty low key. So I will tally up the water savings so far and then tell you a funny thing I saw the other day.
Just a couple coffee’s the last few days: $3.00 added to the all-growing-and-big-tally: Drumroll….
tik tik tik tac tac toe toe toe toe: $59.75!! That has got to be cool somewhere.
Now, for the story of a thing I saw a few days back that still stuck with me, cuz(I used the ‘z’ to emphasize my trying to be hip) it was funny. One more thing, it seems using a bracket statement to explain something will break up the train of thought?
I was driving to a destination the other day, and pulled up next to this tricked out Saturn. When I say tricked out, I mean it was decked out with stickers and lowered to let the glistening 16” silver rims rest slightly in the fender well. Now, I can understand all the stickers, they each add 2.56 horsepower. The 16” rims in the fender well were a bit perplexing, but not as much as the fact this all was on a SATURN. That is like tricking out a tricycle with a lawnmower motor, because, well you can. I could imagine that being the next fad, tricking out trikes. You will never fall, no matter how fast you go. You can paint it pink, and really, no one will blink at that. You can put a gold baseball card in your back spoke to accompany the lawnmower motor. Adding a nice ‘clak clak’ to the already purring ‘wooooaahahhhhheeerrrrrsssdss’ lawnmower engine. I have absolutely sidetracked into another realm of what I think is odd. The real funny part about the tricked out Saturn, was the stickers on the back. I tried to take a picture on my iPhone, but for some reason it froze as soon as I had the Saturn in my sights. Drats. It is still seared in my mind.
On the back, on the left side was macho stickers, like the Smurfette flexing her muscles. A really mean and ominous In N’ Out sticker sitting next to the flexing female smurf. Then below that were your typical K&N air filter and Cherry Bomb exhaust. Now, Cherry Bomb is supposed to make your car loud, and somewhat obnoxious. The Saturn was purring like a kitty in your lap sleeping from a ten minute pet-a-thon. I don’t think the Saturn was equipped with any exhaust but the stock one it came with off the lot. Thats one side of the back window. By now, I am trying to understand the person driving’s stance on life. Are they just really in love with their childhood, In N’ Out burgers and equipment they want to own? Did I mention the Smurfette was flexing, muscles?
Now to the middle of the back window. An “I am not gay, I just like color” sticker to start us off. Then a sticker of apparently the drivers clothing company “StraightHood4U Clothing”. What if I wanted a crooked, maybe slightly off kilter hood? Is the hood that is Straight4Me a Saturn hood by chance? I could only hope so. Now, about the gay sticker, I mean the announcing that the driver is not gay, but just likes color sticker, you know, that one. Why does color have an association with sexual preference, and when did that start? Are straight people wearing grey schemes of clothing, while ‘gay people’ are running around with, *gasp* a color scheme of yellows and oranges! Maybe in the ‘Saturn’ world this is a reality. I think most everybody can appreciate a little color. Or else we would all have that sticker. I can imagine the driver one night in the fetal position, with a full moon shining it’s grey light in the room they are heaped on the floor in. Wishing they only liked grey’s and whites and blacks. “Why me?!?” Looking the driver starts to curse the moon “WHYYYY?!?!” The obvious resolution to that scenario is get a custom sticker telling the world, “Hey, I am not gay, I just like color…”. Oh, well good. Glad we cleared that up. Now, I am really at this point, grasping at straws as to what the HELL is going on with this sticker mayhem. I can only assume that every sticker was placed strategically.
The right side baffled me.
A very tame McFondels sticker started us off. Basically, the driver is affectionally saying they will fondel you, if you get into the ‘hood’ ride? Or just saying, “Hey, they call me McFondels, want a big mac?”. Nice. How about the next one below is an Angel girl in all pink. You know the stickers of the stripper angel and demon girls representing right and wrong, or wrong and wronger-er. Well, apparently the demon stripper was a little too much for the driver, so they opted on just the angel stripper, below the ‘McFondels’ sticker. Makes sense. Did I mention the ‘McFondels’ sticker had the ‘McDonalds’ archway to make sure you knew this sticker was clever and supposed to be funny. FYI. I blacked out after I saw that duo. When I came too the light was turning green and we all had to move. The Saturn which was in front of me randomly darted into the next lane, in the middle of an intersection to start ‘hollering’ at another person in another car. Since now, the Saturn-Avenger is next to me, the driver looks at me, as I am mesmerized at the transaction happening. Gold teeth. Goggles for glasses. A gold chain that could end poverty in Africa if it was real. A Bugs Bunny shirt. The Saturn was hopping down the street like a bunny rabbit too, because amongst the stickers, the lowered suspension and 16” rims of glory. Who needs a suspension. What you need is a ‘McFondels’ sticker. That’s what you need in your life.
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